Monday, 20 September 2010

Stages of sexual conquest for man

16 to 18 years - try weakly - uncertain about sex the young man avoids the actaula sex act, despite being intrigued.

18 to 20 years - try weekly - the nightclub years - He tries every Friday night with varying degrees of sucess.

20 years to 25 years - tri weekly - having perfected the art of seduction, he now engages in the sex act up to three times a week.

25 to 30 years - tri nightly - having located the woman of his dreams he is now awoken three times anoght by his partner purely to engage in the sex act.

30 TO 35 years - try nightly - since he said I do, It turns out she says "oh no you don;t" but he still trys it on regularly.

35 to 4o years - tri weekly - every other night is the best he can hope for now.

40 to 50 years - try weekly - one a week if ytou lucky matey.

50 to 60 years - try weekly - give it your best shot pops! Once a week is about all you can expect.

60 years on - Try weakly - as and when you can manage...........

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