There has been much talk recently about a mystery man, Chris Moss. People keep telling me I should get ready for Chris Moss, Chris Moss is coming soon etc. Apparently I should consider buying Chris Moss presents, but I don;t know the man, so don't know what or should buy him or why.
In conversion I have established that this gentleman is of a jovial disposition, as people keep saying Happy Chris Moss, but he is also a bit of an inebriate, as he is often referred to as Merry Chris Moss.
Some people are baking him cakes apparently, which seems appropriate for a guest, but doesn't help me find out who he is, whilst I have heard others saying they are going to the Chris Moss Service. I've drawn a blank over that, I don't really wish to see old ladies servicing a young man. Chris Moss decorations sounds more innocent, a man being awarded a medal is always going to be a worthy ceremony. But who is the man?
My confusion of course became profound when I heard someone say "You'll Log." Will I? So, apparently I have to keep some sort of Diary of Chris Moss's activities.
It is of course possible that I have been the victim of mispronunciation, and that these uneducated people were actually trying, in their redneck gum chewing fashion, to form the word "Christmas" and not talking about some bloke off the estate.
Only time will tell.
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